Monday is my day off. At least that’s what I tell myself. My list includes clean sheets, clean out the chicken coop, make a batch of pesto, pick more raspberries, pay bills, clean the bathroom. I don’t know. Probably a few more things. We’ll see how it goes.

I found this alternate list on my computer this morning.

• eat swiss cheese
• buy a new car that is either gold, hot pink, or turquoise
• read a funny story
• make Harriet food
• laugh at someone really loudly and point
• go to the park and talk to birds
• show up at the library and scream
• write a love letter to a bowl of cereal
• if you need to write something for your blog get real emotional so Elisa makes you a cool card and then post the card
• walk up to a stranger and tell them….
• give Harriet $1,000,000 in nickels
• make Elisa ACTUALLY clean her room
• eat a pickle